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The 50 Horniest Movies Ever Made Ross Johnson | usagoldmines.com

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The people in them may be pretty, sure, but cinematic sex scenes of today are often downright sterile. Even in the conservative 1980s, mainstream movies were happy to explore adult sexuality, while the modern four-quadrant blockbuster world leaves us dry (so to speak) for fear of excluding any youngster who might be in the audience.

Even the superhero movie couples of ages past—Superman (Christopher Reeve) and Lois (Margot Kidder), or Batman (Michael Keaton) and Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer)—generated real heat compared to our modern, Disney-fied view of cinematic romance. While there have been some promising developments on this front over the past year (Challengers, Babygirl), on the whole, movies just don’t seem as horny as they used to.

So let’s celebrate all the films that are just aching for it. Movies in which every scene seems fueled by pent-up desire, roiling with need, drenched in straight-up horniness. Echoing real life, these movies are positively lousy with people who desperately want to fuck. None of the horniest movies qualify as porn—some don’t even have any traditional sex scenes—but every one of them is DTF from the first frame to the end credits.


Poor Things (2023)

What if Frankenstein, but sexy? Yorgos Lanthimos adapts the 1992 Alasdair Gray novel with Emma Stone in the lead role as a reanimated corpse with the mind of a child, gradually discovering the Victorian world around her. Simple-minded at first, she appears monstrous before discovering something like free will which leads, perhaps inevitably, to the joys of masturbation. She becomes hungry—ravenous, even—to experience the world, and lacks the inhibitions imposed on other women of her era. And, honestly: get it. You can stream Poor Things on Hulu or rent it from Prime Video.

Poor Things (2023)
Poor Things (2023)


Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Though it’s an element largely absent from the source material, cinema’s reigning prince of darkness has been depicted as one horny motherfucker since at least 1931, when Bela Lugosi brought an eastern European regality and seductiveness to the role. The Hammer Horror updates of the 1960s introduced an even more overtly charming Dracula, and the vampires-equal-sexy ethos has since spread out to encompass the entire vampire genre, from Interview With the Vampire to Twilight (two exceptionally horny films we’ll discuss later).

The lurid Francis Ford Coppola take, though, is something else entirely, particularly in the film’s first half: Dracula’s sumptuous (if rotting) castle is dressed for Roman-style orgies, full of bare-chested, man-hungry brides; Keanu Reeves wanders its halls in a psychedelic haze, and with an obvious, all-but-visible movie-length boner. Things don’t let up much once the actions shifts to London, and a now more-human-looking Gary Oldman begins his pursuit of Winona Ryder’s Mina, who is significantly younger than he is. Every frame drips red with desire. You can rent Bram Stoker’s Dracula from Prime Video.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

The Favorite (2018)

Sex, power, and insecurity are all knotted up together in this Oscar-winning dark comedy involving a love triangle between a mercurial Queen Anne (Olivia Colman) and two women (Emma Stone and Rechel Weisz) who are perfectly happy to make use of the queen’s need for emotional and sexual validation as a ladder as they move their way up in the court of the British monarchy. You can rent The Favourite from Prime Video.

The Favorite (2018)
The Favorite (2018)

Love and Basketball (2000)

Sanaa Lathan and Omar Epps play next-door neighbors who, over the course of several years, struggle with their growing attraction to each other, even while their career goals (their each pursuing careers in professional basketball) pull them apart. Though the movie didn’t do great business on its initial release, it’s become a cult classic, and that’s largely down to the chemistry between these two. You can rent Love & Basketball from Prime Video.

Love and Basketball (2000)
Love and Basketball (2000)

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