If you’re curious about how younger people are celebrating the holiday season this year, I have you covered: They’re singing each other Rizzmas Carols, with lyrics like “On the first day or Rizzmas, my gyat gave to me, a toilet, skibidi.” They’re also decorating their Fortnite avatars with festive Skibidi Toilet skins, and watching MrBeast’s new game show, The Beast Games.
The rise of Rizzmas Carols
This year, the kids are marking the holiday by singing “Rizzmas Carols” with lines like “deck the halls with boughs of sigmas.” They’re basically slang overload, brain rot versions of Christmas carols. Check out “It’s Beginning to Look a Gyat like Rizzmas” to see what I mean:
For reasons known to no one, this brain rot version of “Last Christmas” (“Last Rizzmas”) has a million and a half plays on TikTok:
A favorite song to parody if you want to really cram in as many Gen-A references as possible is “12 Days of Rizzmas,” in which your rizzler might give you nine sigmas moggings…
…or 10 skibidi toilets.
Before you start bemoaning the future of the holidays, ask yourself how many times you sang “Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg” when you were a kid. (If you asked your parents, I bet they’d answer “way too many.”) And if you simply don’t know what any of these newer slang words mean, I have you covered with my constantly updated guide to Gen Z and Gen A slang.
Skibidi Toilet comes to Fortnite
While we’re doing brain rot, let’s talk about Skibidi Toilet coming to Fortnite. The “Skibidi Toilet Bundle” contains a skin of Skibidi Toilet, two versions of Plungerman, a skibidi backpack, and the Plungerman’s plungers, all for 2,200 V-Bucks. But act fast, it’s only available until December 28.
If none of the above made any sense to you, allow me to translate: Fortnite is a massively popular competitive online game. Skibidi Toilet is a massively popular (among the younger set, anyway) web series on YouTube. Skins allow players to “dress” their in-game avatars, and it all costs V-Bucks, which are the online currency in Fortnite. At the current exchange rate, 2,200 V-Bucks is about $20, so kids can now spend $20 to look like Skibidi Toilet characters while they’re playing Fortnite. If you’re looking for a last minute gift for the 11 year-old in your life, hold your nose and fork over the V-Bucks.
TikTok gets nostalgic with Google Maps
For many, the end of the year is a time for bittersweet reflection, and TikTok denizens are getting into the spirit in an interesting way. The newest trend on social media involves posting videos of virtual time travel: finding familiar places on Google Maps’ street view, then virtually going back in time by checking out earlier photos to note who or what is no longer around. For instance, this TikToker misses her grandparents, but somewhere on Google Maps, they’re alive, working on the front lawn:
People are finding their own chalk drawings on the driveway:
People are seeing themselves waiting for the school bus:
People are catching themselves on a first date in the driveway:
Many people are finding beloved pets, sunning themselves in the yard, with no idea of how little time they have left:
Even if no one was captured by Google’s map car, just a missing car in a driveway is enough to stop people cold:
If you’re interested in checking out how your own home has changed over the years, here’s how:
X user @Thehullboy posted a photo of himself about to go on a date last week and drew the ire and bile of a countless X users. See if you can guess what he did wrong:
If you said, “nothing,” congratulations, you’re not a bitter cretin. According to man-o-sphere types, incels, and other sentient garbage heaps, though, the dude should not have brought the girl flowers. Some sample comments:
To be fair, many commenters on this dude’s post support his decision to bring a bouquet on a date, pointing out that it’s kind of a nice thing to do on a date, and sort of adorable. In response, angry men are pointing out that those comments are from women, and what do women know about what women like? In other words, something has gone terrible wrong with many, many young men.
Viral Video of the Week: The first episode of ‘The Beast Games’
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