This gloriously excessive power strip has 22 outlets, 6 USB ports, and no chill for $21 | usagoldmines.com

Tech geeks know you can never have too much storage or too many ports. And if you’ve got a gaggle of gadgets cluttering up your desk, the same axiom applies to power outlets (especially if you’re a monitor freak like me). Welp, this October Prime Day deal has you covered on that last front in glorious excess.

Poking around Amazon, I discovered the SUPERDANNY (we don’t normally capitalize names unless they’re acronyms but SUPERDANNY) power strip. Most power strips tap out around 12 outlets and a couple USB ports, but they’re NORMALDANNY. SUPERDANNY’s power strip scoffs at social norms by packing a whopping 22 three-prong AC outlets and 6 USB ports (two USB-C, four USB-A) inside its sleek-yet-bulky frame. You could run the Large Hadron Collider off this thing!

It’s not just a power strip, either. SUPERDANNY provides electrical surge protection for up to 2,100 joules, 15 amp overload protection, protection against overheating, short circuits, you name it. Like Moby Dick, this beast is built to last—and protect your precious gadgets all the while. Four mounting holes and a drill template can help you tuck the strip somewhere nice and discreet if staring at a mass of wires isn’t your thing.

Best of all? The SUPERDANNY power strip is an absolute bargain during October Prime Day, costing a mere $21.59 until the sale ends at midnight Pacific on October 8th. That’s under a buck per outlet! Embrace glorious excess and don’t miss out on this bargain.

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